Podditing Wegdussvonkbap Van is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous swallow.

Podditing Wegdussvonkbap Van created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podditing Wegdussvonkbap Van, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Podditing Wegdussvonkbap Van, it will turn you into a dog.

Podditing Wegdussvonkbap Van's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Podditing Wegdussvonkbap Van's Holy Commandments

1. Podditing Wegdussvonkbap Van loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always take life seriously.