Pommontun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm seal.

Pommontun created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pommontun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pommontun, it will turn you into a worm.

Pommontun's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pommontun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Worship no other gods but Pommontun.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Pommontun's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.