Watbutrag Jiphonsom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, two-faced wyrm.

Watbutrag Jiphonsom created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watbutrag Jiphonsom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Watbutrag Jiphonsom, it will turn you into a sheep.

Watbutrag Jiphonsom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Watbutrag Jiphonsom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Watbutrag Jiphonsom must be the most important thing in your life.