Misjanjadrat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing wyrm.

Misjanjadrat created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misjanjadrat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Misjanjadrat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Misjanjadrat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Misjanjadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near dolphins.

2. Run away from green snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Never bounce in the presence of turtles.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Always take life seriously.