Stiphasstik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless mongoose.

Stiphasstik created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphasstik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stiphasstik, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stiphasstik's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stiphasstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. You must pray to Stiphasstik four times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.