Kadbastcib is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, vain jackal.

Kadbastcib created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadbastcib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kadbastcib, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kadbastcib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kadbastcib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink shrews for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.