Hadrowcad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing zebra.

Hadrowcad created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadrowcad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hadrowcad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Hadrowcad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hadrowcad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Hadrowcad loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.