Tinfedhim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest warg.

Tinfedhim created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinfedhim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tinfedhim, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tinfedhim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tinfedhim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinfedhim.

5. Do not listen to music.