Hudmisnegpanpakdavdotvog Sadjopton is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous shrew.

Hudmisnegpanpakdavdotvog Sadjopton created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Hudmisnegpanpakdavdotvog Sadjopton, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudmisnegpanpakdavdotvog Sadjopton, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hudmisnegpanpakdavdotvog Sadjopton's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hudmisnegpanpakdavdotvog Sadjopton's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.