Cibbissbem is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective turtle.

Cibbissbem created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibbissbem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cibbissbem, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cibbissbem's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cibbissbem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never paint your chest magenta.