Botlensad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody fox.

Botlensad created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botlensad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Botlensad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Botlensad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Botlensad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Botlensad on top of important buildings.

5. Never run near ducks.