Mipcunkar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish meerkat.

Mipcunkar created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Mipcunkar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mipcunkar, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mipcunkar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Mipcunkar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear cyan coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.