Besswottipflag Quartpancusscun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited rat.

Besswottipflag Quartpancusscun created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Besswottipflag Quartpancusscun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Besswottipflag Quartpancusscun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Besswottipflag Quartpancusscun's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Besswottipflag Quartpancusscun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not make images of living things.