Ladcitfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless deer.

Ladcitfig created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcitfig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ladcitfig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ladcitfig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ladcitfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.