Fompagren is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, idiotic alligator.

Fompagren created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fompagren, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fompagren, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fompagren's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fompagren's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four ants approach from the east.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.