Jendibsak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental faun.

Jendibsak created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jendibsak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jendibsak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jendibsak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jendibsak's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jendibsak.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never run near rats.