Yarflowcap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective skunk.

Yarflowcap created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarflowcap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarflowcap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarflowcap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yarflowcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Yarflowcap eight times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not sit in public.