Bomwaptofcarmab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented owl.

Bomwaptofcarmab created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomwaptofcarmab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bomwaptofcarmab, she will manifest in front of you.

Bomwaptofcarmab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bomwaptofcarmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. You must pray to Bomwaptofcarmab three times a day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.