Rilyattbaggum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, clever tortoise.

Rilyattbaggum created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilyattbaggum, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rilyattbaggum, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Rilyattbaggum's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rilyattbaggum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed apples to geese while wearing red coats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not stand on grass.