Pakcincar is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful dryad.

Pakcincar created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakcincar, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pakcincar, he will curse you with boils.

Pakcincar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pakcincar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Pakcincar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pakcincar.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.