Badvighug is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful mole.

Badvighug created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badvighug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Badvighug, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Badvighug's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Badvighug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.