Busgudlid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty badger.

Busgudlid created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Busgudlid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Busgudlid, she will turn you into a tree.

Busgudlid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Busgudlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Busgudlid must be the most important thing in your life.