Queegcatgod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic whale.

Queegcatgod created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Queegcatgod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queegcatgod, it will remove you from existence.

Queegcatgod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Queegcatgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Put Queegcatgod first in all things.