Fumapptaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet dragon.

Fumapptaf created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumapptaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumapptaf, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fumapptaf's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fumapptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumapptaf.