Xemfeddin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured shark.

Xemfeddin created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemfeddin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xemfeddin, it will turn you into a duck.

Xemfeddin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Xemfeddin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.