Dosshotbensom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic bird.

Dosshotbensom created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosshotbensom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dosshotbensom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dosshotbensom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dosshotbensom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.