Sabbegjip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciful goat.

Sabbegjip created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbegjip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sabbegjip, it will turn you into a mole.

Sabbegjip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sabbegjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Sabbegjip loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

5. Never wear blue ear rings.