Pibbapstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent cat.

Pibbapstip created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibbapstip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pibbapstip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pibbapstip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pibbapstip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six birds approach from the west.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Pibbapstip on top of all buildings.

4. Never jump near hamsters.

5. Never write about asteroids.