Kapdossfud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient scorpion.

Kapdossfud created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kapdossfud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kapdossfud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kapdossfud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kapdossfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.