Ruttdut is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable snail.

Ruttdut created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttdut, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ruttdut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ruttdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not hurt frogs.