Bungemtit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident frog.

Bungemtit created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bungemtit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bungemtit, she will think nothing of it.

Bungemtit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bungemtit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bungemtit on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always help moths.

4. Run away from red turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Never run in holy places.