Lopjaptag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous hamster.

Lopjaptag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopjaptag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lopjaptag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Lopjaptag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Lopjaptag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Lopjaptag first in all things.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Always obey Lopjaptag's priests.