Lenpasquill is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured weasel.

Lenpasquill created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenpasquill, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lenpasquill, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lenpasquill's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lenpasquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Lenpasquill must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Lenpasquill loves horses, so they must be honoured.