Yambopart is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless fish.

Yambopart created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yambopart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yambopart, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yambopart's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yambopart's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never think about black holes.