Quagxuckvog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, slow hedgehog.

Quagxuckvog created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Quagxuckvog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quagxuckvog, he will strike you with lightening.

Quagxuckvog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Quagxuckvog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.