Gupdubbess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident giraffe.

Gupdubbess created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdubbess, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gupdubbess, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gupdubbess' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gupdubbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.