Gupcissak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, happy skunk.

Gupcissak created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupcissak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gupcissak, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gupcissak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gupcissak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never paint your legs yellow.

3. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.