Budbam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow turtle.

Budbam created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Budbam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Budbam, she will be very sad.

Budbam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Budbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never mention moths.