Nillnutsas is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, dishonest
dragon.
Nillnutsas created carbon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nillnutsas, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nillnutsas, it will remove you from existence.
Nillnutsas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Nillnutsas' Holy Commandments1. Never feed figs to tapirs while wearing fawn tights.
2. Nillnutsas loves frogs, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not dye your hair mauve.
5. Never look in ponds.