Manafsig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish dolphin.

Manafsig created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Manafsig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Manafsig, she will turn you into a tree.

Manafsig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Manafsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Manafsig on top of all buildings.