Babcedlarpsand is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented hamster.

Babcedlarpsand created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babcedlarpsand, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Babcedlarpsand, he will turn you into a rat.

Babcedlarpsand's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Babcedlarpsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Put Babcedlarpsand first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.