Rowingdimflat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous frog.

Rowingdimflat created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowingdimflat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowingdimflat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rowingdimflat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rowingdimflat's Holy Commandments

1. Rowingdimflat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.