Cabjondotstip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring deer.

Cabjondotstip created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabjondotstip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cabjondotstip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cabjondotstip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cabjondotstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Put Cabjondotstip first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.