Ganhoggub is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, emotional zebra.

Ganhoggub created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganhoggub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ganhoggub, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ganhoggub's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ganhoggub's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the east.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ganhoggub.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Do not take Ganhoggub's name in vain.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ganhoggub on top of all buildings.