Xenjendun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring duck.

Xenjendun created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenjendun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xenjendun, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xenjendun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Xenjendun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Xenjendun on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.