Vollatlog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic unicorn.

Vollatlog created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vollatlog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vollatlog, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vollatlog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vollatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.