Wigdusscad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring butterfly.

Wigdusscad created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigdusscad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigdusscad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wigdusscad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wigdusscad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Never run near grasshopers.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.