Tigjopjig Dubfobquill is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering pigeon.

Tigjopjig Dubfobquill created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigjopjig Dubfobquill, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tigjopjig Dubfobquill, he will not care.

Tigjopjig Dubfobquill's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tigjopjig Dubfobquill's Holy Commandments

1. Tigjopjig Dubfobquill loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Never play with disobedient children.