Saddapyak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking centaur.

Saddapyak created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Saddapyak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Saddapyak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Saddapyak's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Saddapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Saddapyak.

2. Saddapyak loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Saddapyak loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from cyan frogs for they are unholy.