Tarpbapjontaildibgupdum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident otter.

Tarpbapjontaildibgupdum created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpbapjontaildibgupdum, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarpbapjontaildibgupdum, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tarpbapjontaildibgupdum's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tarpbapjontaildibgupdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never play with disobedient children.